Mutable Sign Meeting
Sagittarius: So…..what are we meeting again for?
Virgo: And this….is why I hate you…..
Gemini: I got the most important scoop ever. But we are meeting so that we can discuss…..things…..we will pretend that they mean something…but we all know they ultimately don’t.
Virgo: Um excuse me but you’re not the judge of that….
Sagittarius: Okay….well what things are we gonna discuss?
Virgo: How about we talk about the fact that there is so much injustice in the world and nobody is doing anything about it….except me? Oh wait never mind you ladies don’t even care…none of you really do…
Sagittarius: I care!
Virgo: You flaked on our only opportunity to gain an important lead on who is responsible for this corruption…because you didn’t want to miss that new Kevin Gates concert…
Sagittarius: I DON’T GET TIRED!
Virgo: …….*takes deep breath*……*sigh*
Gemini: Okay guys well I found out important information from the Fixed and Cardinal sign clans. Leo is aware that something is wrong with the transmission of conscious energy between realms and Capricorn is planning is to battle the opposition against her.
Virgo: Please do not mention those royal idiots. They think they can treat us any way they like. They act like we can’t just stop what we are doing for them and take over.
Gemini: We can do that?
Virgo: …….*takes deep breath*……*sigh*
Gemini: Anyway both parties are both suspicious of Pisces. Speaking of which….Pisces tell us what’s the deal with you and Libra.
Pisces: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………..
Virgo: …….*takes deep breath*……*sigh*
Gemini: Asleep as usual….well we can ask her when she wakes up.
Virgo: You know what…..I have about had it with you incompetent, stupid, idiotic fools…..like for real….how can I manage with you all…..Gemini you open your mouth as if you are saying the wisest things yet have no idea how much of buffoon you really sound. Sagittarius…..you are an immature little…….ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? TURN OFF THAT GODDAMN GAMEBOY!!!
Sagittarius: Wait please! I’m almost done. You don’t understand it took me forever to get close to beating this leve-
Virgo: I CAN’T TAKE THIS STUPIDITY!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU!!! HUMANITY AND THE NATURAL ORDER OF THE COSMOS IS COMPLETELY UNBALANCED AND NO ONE BUT ME IS DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!
Gemini: Okay okay you’re right about humanity and all but…..’buffoon’…….really? Is that the best you could cone up with?
Virgo: …….*takes deep breath*……*sigh*……this isn’t worth it. You’re all just wasting my time. Looks like if you want something done you gotta do it yourself…
*Virgo leaves room*
Gemini: She’ll be back…she always come back.
Sagittarius: Like OMG what is her problem?
Gemini: She does have a point I feel where she’s coming from. Unfortunately I lack the attention span and empathy to really care though. Pisces….wake up!
Pisces: zzzzzzzzzzzz………huh?
Gemini: What’s up with you and Libra?
Pisces: ……….the caterpillar does not need to know the actions of the butterfly….
Gemini: Oh noooo……you’re speaking in ambiguous koans again….please not now….
Sagittarius: Don’t worry I actually speak those *puts down Gameboy* Pisces…does the rabbit jump as far as the coconut?
Pisces: Only if the peanut gallery is watching.
Sagittarius: Wow. So that means Jane Austin really does have a backbone.
Pisces: No. The backbone has Jane Austin..
Sagittarius: When the philosopher spits on it does it get hard?
Pisces: Winter never gets cold when the Sun visits camel toe…
Sagittarius: …oh wow..this situation is more serious than I thought…
Gemini: So am I supposed to sit and act like you two literally said anything of substance right now.
Sagittarius: Don’t worry I’ll translate…basically Pisces is being used by Libra and Capricorn to manipulate the masses using media programming to put them asleep.
Gemini: I know that already I heard them say that in the meeting.
Sagittarius: You didn’t let me finish. At first Libra went along with the plan but now…she’s not sure whether to move forward with it. Her hypnotism over Pisces has psychological affects on her and it’s messing with her.
Gemini: Wait you don’t mean…..
Sagittarius: Yea….Libra is falling in love…for the first time…..with Pisces….
Gemini: ….oh I was talking more about the precautions of imagination getting distorted with an improper use of justice but….I guess that’s important too?
Sagittarius: It’s very important because Libra has to make a decision now……
Gemini: ……awwwwwwwwwwww mannnnnn………….but…..she’s like….SUPER indecisive….like…..
Sagittarius: Yup….basically the greatest stalemate in existence.
Gemini: *sigh*………well what now?
Pisces: You shouldn’t have asked that….but oh well. *Goes back to sleep* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sagittarius: Well this meeting is going nowhere….I’m going home…..
*Sagittarius rips open dimensional fabric and walks through the veil*
Gemini: …..show off…….well anyway I guess that’s that. All that information gathered and for what? Back where I started….
Scorpio: You sure about that?
Gemini: Woah!!! Where-
Scorpio: That’s none of your business…..I need your help. And I don’t like asking anyone for help so don’t make this hard for me.
Gemini: You know me, I’m down for anything. What’s up?
Scorpio: Capricorn is in my way. Her import and export business is messing up things for me.
Gemini: What things?
Scorpio: Again…..that’s none of your business…..I need you to infiltrate and eavesdrop certain people. No one else knew at our meeting but I’m not stupid I knew you were there listening so I respect your skills. I want you to use them for me.
Gemini: Hmmm…….I’ll think about it….